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Name: Frau Blöcher

Height: 5' 7"

Likes: Looming over the fallen, knocking a player down by hip checking her own teammate into her, taking out a ref by knocking him down with the opposing jammer, clearing a whole wall of opponents to make way for my jammer, the sound of horses neighing in terror, and ovaltine.

Dislikes: I hate totally missing a jammer, loud mouth players that smack talk more than they block, being on the losing side of a power jam, and the penalty box. I really dislike the penalty box. We've spent too much time together. Undeserved time together.

Injuries: Popped rib, nerve damaged knee, strained ankle tendons, tweaked knee (not to be confused with twerked knees), majorly banged up elbows, and lots of random derby kisses.

Motto: Hit 'em when they aren't looking.

Favorite Music: Violin music that draws the monster home, and Puttin' on the Ritz.

Favorite Drinks: Ovaltine, again. Dark beer that drinks like a meal and anything rum based.

Bio: I had an "abby normal" childhood that left me with a love of cigars and very, very tight braids. I worked for a rather mad scientist that looked an awful lot like Willy Wonka, and soon "he was my BOYFRIEND!" I now keep castle for his grandson and avoid any contact with horses or lit candles. I can quote Young Frankenstein, and I do. There wolf. There Bio.


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