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Name: Zulu Mutha Smutha

Height: 5'9"

Favorite Position: All positions. Top. Bottom. Inside. Outside. Fast. Slow.

Likes: Being Fierce. Chestal Domination. Slapping my ass on opponents' legs. Playing outdoors. Nutrient-dense foods. My kiddo, junior derby skater Rainbow Bomb. My doggie Tinker.

Dislikes: Gender Nomatives. Spider Bites. Blue balls. Droughts. Homophobic Nazis. Earaches. Whining.

Injuries: A broken heart when my derby wife was forced to retire.

Motto: “We've got to face the fact that some people say you fight fire best with fire, but we say you put fire out best with water. We say you don't fight racism with racism. We're gonna fight racism with solidarity.” ― Fred Hampton

Favorite Music: West African, Motown, Funk, Blues, Afro-Brazilian, underground/non-mainstream hip/hop...NOT RAP. There is a big difference. Electronica. Folk.

Favorite Drink: Hmmmm...Fire Orchard, Tequila Sunrise, Kombucha, Water w/ doterra essential oils.

Bio:  Zulu Mutha Smutha is a fierce warrior and competitor on the track, bringing forth strength and fearlessness. As a conduit of ancient ancestral African and Indigenous power Z reminds other teammates, opponents, and fans of the ability and responsibility to heal and be heard.

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